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8.4.09

Eminem Is Back!

Eminem is back!!!

He's one of my favorites/celebrity crushes in High School. Been really an avid fan of his and was very much updated with his "life." There may be a lot of negatives about him but it didn't keep me from admiring his artistic talent. I missed a lot about him these past few years coz I've been deprived from the pleasure of watching TV.lol

Then Grazey gave me a link to a news about him. His new album, Relapse, is said to be released on May 19th. The official video for his new single, We Made You, was released earlier this day. Yet another diss song from the white rapper. He looked thinner but got more handsome with his black hair! =)

*edit: video is no longer available due to copyright claim by a third party. I will replace it with this audio instead.





Guess Who You Miss me? Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Youre a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who (chicka) made you (cough, cough)

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack for antacid if you can
Your ready to tackle any task that is at hand
Hows it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady mannoo dont massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Then it came back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, dont ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsey please come back to seeing men
Samanthas a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see a grin
(now come in girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Youre a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry porchea but whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that I dont, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give my ventalin inhaler and 2 xenadrhin
And ill invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend
Brit, ric it, hey lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddalin and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little did I mention, that Jennifer in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear the other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but in there they flinch

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Youre a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And thats why MY LOVE
You never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Dont try to deny it baby, Im the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an al falfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think thats bad you should hear the rest of my alba
Never has there been so vannesa nalstalga
Man Cas I dont mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast on my mouth but
Wowzas, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us hes back in his pink ALF shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Supermans her to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
Youre my amy, im your blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Youre a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down get down

Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah


It's a diss song but I have to say I like it, its FUN!:)

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